Tatted puppy mom of twins. Work in Mental Health. Divorced for 2+ years, so I’ve played the long game and am not here for my time to be wasted. I date with intention.
Looking for someone with high EQ and NOT a creep. Who can be my kitchen cooking and dancing partner. Has passion, drive, and intellect, and a great sense of humor (sarcasm and dark humor are an A+). NO MAGA.
Interested in true crime, basketball, and soccer. I paint, write poetry, and read as hobbies. My guilty pleasure is cold pizza hut in bed the morning after ordering and collecting tarot cards. I give a fuck about the Oxford comma.
Ways to win me over are having an eclectic taste in music and enjoying karaoke and car jam sessions, quoting commercials, being the kind of guy that understands that women like flowers, playing the guitar, having a motorcycle, enjoying looking up at the moon, and MUST love dogs.
We write rarely, but only the best content.
